Saturday, September 29, 2007
my own little rave
my pepper relish brings all the boys to the yard
no wonder they look at me weird
So last week in my eventful life, I was running late in the morning, had 9 min. to get the kids and I out the door. I grabbed what I thought was The Body Shop Acne Gel ( yes, I am 35 with acne). What I did grab was The Body Shop Peel-Off Acne Mask, which is in a similar tube with of course, the same logo. It's bright green and thick and dries in 15 min. I now have 8 min before leaving so I grabbed a washcloth and wiped it off, or so I thought. So I make it to the kids' school and become involved in a conversation with another mom, and she looks at me weird, which I am used to because they all think I'm weird (I live outside the Cul-de-Sac). I noticed as I drove away, flipped my visor against the morning sun, and caught a glimpse in the mirror of the bright neon green goo hanging from my nose like a sick alien snot booger. Yeah.
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