no wonder they look at me weird

So last week in my eventful life, I was running late in the morning, had 9 min. to get the kids and I out the door. I grabbed what I thought was The Body Shop Acne Gel ( yes, I am 35 with acne). What I did grab was The Body Shop Peel-Off Acne Mask, which is in a similar tube with of course, the same logo. It's bright green and thick and dries in 15 min. I now have 8 min before leaving so I grabbed a washcloth and wiped it off, or so I thought. So I make it to the kids' school and become involved in a conversation with another mom, and she looks at me weird, which I am used to because they all think I'm weird (I live outside the Cul-de-Sac). I noticed as I drove away, flipped my visor against the morning sun, and caught a glimpse in the mirror of the bright neon green goo hanging from my nose like a sick alien snot booger. Yeah.